Am I old and boring now?
Did I lose some of my brain?
Is it from all that alcohol during my server days?
Is it because I'm a mom now?
Are moms awful?
Is that just part of the job?
What about wives?
Is that just part of becoming a wife?
You become cranky?
and old?
and boring?
Can I fix it?
Am I supposed to hate everyone?
Is this normal?
Maybe it was all that pent up resentment?
From ex friends, flings, and foes?
I thought I got over it?
But did it just explode and desperse into my blood stream?
And melt my personality?
What's wrong with me?
And wtf happened to my twitter account?